Superben Returns
December 20th, 2006 11:31 am

caffmoleculeWith improved memory, decreased fatigue, improved mental functioning and sped up reaction time - Superben Returned on Monday with a pot of Wintry Blend coffee and banana/date breads laced with dark chocolate M&Ms.

This sudden intake of caffeine had a profound effect. It started out as a few simple shakes, and then turned into an ultra fast vibration. This vibration caused my body to become super aero-dynamic - allowing me to traverse the distance between my mug and coffee maker at light speed. Talking about light speed, the vibration also had an effect on my sight - I was able to see faster than the speed of light! This gave me super zoom vision, seeing far distances, around corners, through walls and slightly into the future.

So, in celebration of returning to the land of coffee, chocolate and caffeine:

Food/drinks and the milligrams of caffeine they contain:

  • Espresso coffee, brewed, 2 fluid ounces: 126
  • Coffee, brewed, 8 fluid ounces: 85
  • Red Bull (8.2 oz): 80
  • Coffee, instant, 8 fluid ounces: 62
  • Lemon-lime soda (Mountain Dew), with caffeine, 12 ounce can: 55
  • Tea, brewed, 8 fluid ounces: 47
  • Cola, 12 ounce can: 37
  • Dark chocolate, semisweet, 1 ounce: 20
  • Milk chocolate bar, 1.55 ounces: 9
  • Hot chocolate, 8 fluid ounces: 5
  • Chocolate milk, 8 fluid ounces: 5
  • M & M milk chocolate candies, 1.69 ounces: 5
  • Coffee, brewed, decaffeinated, 8 fluid ounces: 3
  • Tea, brewed, decaffeinated, 8 fluid ounces: 3
  • Coffee, instant, decaffeinated, 8 fluid ounces: 2
  • Tea, herbal, brewed, 8 fluid ounces: 0
  • Lemon-lime soda (Sprite), regular or diet, 12 ounce can: 0
  • Ginger ale, regular or diet, 12 ounce can: 0
  • Root beer, regular or diet, 12 ounce can: 0

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Posted in Caffeine, Healthness by ben
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