- Go to bed earlier than 4am. Wake up at a respectable time, say 6:30am. Maybe go to work or something.
- Get a bag.
- Pick out your five favorite toys, put them in the bag.
- Pick out your five favorite books, put them in the bag.
- Pick out five days worth of clothing and toiletries, put them in the bag.
- Put the bags in the car.
- Put your pets in the car.
- Put yourself in the car.
- Drive elsewhere.
And with everything left behind:
- Ebay
- Craigslist
- Freecycle
- Recycle
- Dump
When this is complete, I’ll gladly unplug for two months.