I recently did an interview with Googlebot, trying to understand how pages really do get ranked in Google.

Me: “Good morning Googlebot, how do you do?”

Googlebot: “BenCode jpg work coffee November box – Marlborough views bike Ben food.”

Me: “Really, that is fascinating. On my blog I talk about religion, biking, fitness, health, food, technology, etc. What topics interest you?”

Googlebot: “Church kids Graham RSS family God! Brand silverware biking, crap went funny Unitarian. Suck Explorer night October put bed. Post Santa sleep ride!”

Me: “Now wait, if I understand you correctly, you…”

Googlebot: “Bite crackers! Bleh fall Linux ouch. Store caffeine reserved thinking! Aplastic babel film fish grind.”

Me: “Geez, sorry, didn’t realize I offended…”

Googlebot: “Jesus knowledge Saturday wow! Anemia! Technology gallery generic, leaves says size brainwave copyright owner? Rights Windows fully headed, identical iRiver McAfee MDS podcast!“

Googlebot image found on Paul Ford’s story, “August 2009: How Google beat Amazon and Ebay to the Semantic Web“

Yesterday I had a bad coffee day. I didn’t get a chance to make my usual morning coffee at home, so I decided to make some at work. The only grind I had sitting around at work was an “espresso” grind. The packaging actually says it should work in all coffee makers, but, it is a very fine grind.

So, after loading up the coffee maker with 10 cups worth of grind and water (figured I’d share), I let it run. I let everyone know that the coffee was brewing, and then after 30 mins went back to check on it. It was everywhere. Everywhere except in the coffee pot. It appears as though the grind was not letting the water through fast enough, so it overflowed over the basket – getting all over the outside of the pot, the coffee maker, the counter, the cabinets and the floor. Now keep in mind, I still haven’t had any coffee – so cleaning this up was especially effortfull.

Meh.

In the afternoon I was reminded that I had a secret stash of coarse grind for my french press. I brewed that and, although it didn’t result in a disaster, didn’t result in very good coffee.

Brent brought in a nice baggie of starbucks today. He threw it at me, and thankfully the ziplock held. We’ll have to save it for a rainy day (or Friday), as I brewed some pumpkin spice at home and brought it in.

I further soup-up-ified my workstation:

• Traded CD drives with my daughter’s computer, so I have a Lite-On 52x burner, she has the 50x reader. Couldn’t get Serpentine to work, so installed GnomeBaker – successfully burned a few audio cds (have to remember to set it to DAO mode).
• Installed the Adaptec USB2 PCI card (also out of my daughter’s computer – and reconfigured her on-board USB1.1 to work so that she could continue to use the USB 802.11b wireless). Now my iRiver and external hard drives go fasty!
• Connected my new 19″ Viewsonic (thanks Brent!) to my main video card (Nvidia 32M AGP)
• Installed a second video card, a Matrox 4meg PCI card – connected my Envision 17″
• Tweaked the bios and xorg.conf to allow dual video cards/monitors

I still need to connect my printer, which hasn’t worked so far. I have an HP 722C connected via parallel port to a dlink 704p router/print server. All of my windows machines can print to it, but have not been able to connect the linux box.

I also need a SD card reader, for now I’ll take my multi-reader home from work – but might buy another one for $10 at job lots.

Also, big thanks go out to my supporters: Carl for the hard drive, cd burner, keyboard and optical USB mouse. Ken for the non-working monitor, Brent for the working monitor. If you have any parts you would like to donate (not just get rid of) let me know!

Now that I’ve flashed the iRiver, and can mount it under Linux, I’ve produced my first all-linux podcast.

I went through all my normal steps, but instead of doing it them on my XP laptop, I did them on my Ubuntu desktop. Took a little configuring, but I was able to get all the sound settings correct, and was able to setup Audacity the same way I have it in XP. Also, my perl script for converting wav to MP3 with lame was almost a direct drag and drop from windows to linux. I also installed the linux version of ipodder, and was able to test the podcast feed. Read all about our podcast here.

Headphone wearing penguin borrowed from the Linux Australia Podcast Service

Tev At his best.

I took the daring step of manually updating the firmware on my church’s iRiver T30. This is the device we record all of our services with, and the produce the podcast from.

Out of the box (at least here in the US) this 1GB MP3 player is windows only, and even then pretty limited. When you plug it in it appears as a media device, not a drive letter – so no scripty copying things. This is called something like MTP. iRiver sells this same device in other parts of the world with UMS – which basically means that it looks like a generic storage device. The only advantage of MTP is that windows can sync DRM protected files.

It would appear that iRiver now supports the swapping of the two different firmwares, but when I tried their installer thing it didn’t work. So I followed these instructions instead (looks like that web site has been taken down, I grabbed a copy off google’s cache) – and it worked! It now appears as a drive letter in windows, and it appears as a mounted volume in Linux. YAY! I already have Audacity and Lame installed in Linux, so expect my next podcast to be produced sans-Microsoft!

A few days ago a rep from Rockstar energy drinks was in our office giving out product. Everyone I knew was taking several samples (especially Mr. NeoGeek, with his SuperDrink Mentos Power Punch) – so I grabbed some too.

I tried the low-carb, then the diet. They’re okay, but I never really cared for the super drinks for their taste. Today I tried the non-diet Juiced Guava. This one is 70% juice, so it actually had a kind of natural consistency, and wasn’t ultra carbonated. It was pretty high in calories (I think like 180 for the 2-serving 16 oz. can) – but also high in CaFfEinE!

To top it off, I found some of my leftover biking Clif bars in a drawer this morning, so I had the caffeinated Peanut Toffee Crunch clif bar along with the rockstar, making a clifrock snack. I was doing a lot of high action activities, like sitting in meetings and writing code – so I needed all the zap I could get. It was fantastic, everything was vibrating.

Okay, here is the low-down on my site move:

bencode.com: You are looking at the new bencode.

The old site was hosted on a windows server using old fashioned ASP. No database, essentially just html with SSI and a few little helper ASP functions. I had a lot of hidden files and folders, used it as a place to post quick galleries, zip files, etc.

The new site is wordpress powered, with integrations into gallery 2 (see bushelandapeck.com, later). When my host is up, this site is rockin! I’ve got a cron job checking email and putting up posts with pictures from my phone. I am also writing all these silly posts, and, wordpress just plain rocks.

fruitycats.com: A new blog for my wife, which she has yet to use.

Dreamhost gave me a free domain name when I signed up, so I got my wife fruitycats. I did the one-click install for wordpress, chose a nice template and… done. Took about 15 minutes total!

stevenpeck.com: My father’s resume site.

This was windows/asp, no database. I made a flattened html backup of the site, and restored it onto the linux/apache servers. The only real dynamic part of the site was the contact form, I replaced it with dreamhosts out of the box contact form processor. Took maybe an hour total to get the site back to where it was.

bushelandapeck.com: My image management

My first domain name. This was built from scratch with ASP and some access databases. The content loading mechanism was perl with imagemagick. It did almost everything I wanted, exactly the way I wanted. However, it was using technology that was old old old, and was so convoluted that I really couldn’t remember how it worked. I also don’t have time to manage my pictures the way I used to, and just need to get them posted with no fuss. On top of that, the old system could only be managed from one PC.

Now: set up on linux/apache with php and mysql – one click install of gallery 2. Played quite a bit to get used to it, adjusted the templates and wrote a user import script. All my users have been exported from the access database, and am in the process of loading pictures – from any computer. Gallery 2 just plain rocks! I’ve also integrated it with wordpress on bencode.com, so any album I want to show on that site can be “merged” in. Other people (my dad) can easily upload and help manage my pictures.

MarlboroughNewcomers.com: Marlborough Area Newcomers and Neighbors

This was running linux/apache/php/mysql/wordpress on the old host. I backed up the files and database and restored it over here, switched over the nameservers and it was back up and running. Moving over email addresses and configurations was a pain, but now we have a mailman powered distribution list – take that spammers!

ucmh.org Unitarian Church of Marlborough and Hudson

Same story as MarlboroughNewcomers.com, except I haven’t pulled the plug on the nameservers yet. I want to make sure that the new host stabilizes a bit before I move this. This site is my current “pet” and I want to make sure that it is happy with its new home. Running a pretty nice podcast out of here, so I don’t want to break the availability of it.

Other sites:
With this move I am getting out of the business of hosting at all. I’ve kicked my paying clients out – with a little help moving the boxes. Nuwisha.net and Osscast.com have followed me to Dreamhost, but with his own account. KenDesrochers.com has followed me to GoDaddy for domain registration, but will probably end up forwarding to either Google Picassa Web Albums or Yahoo Flickr.

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For the past week I’ve been transitioning my sites from a small mom-and-pop provider to larger but-still-down-to-earth hosting provider, Dreamhost. Things have been shaky so far. The web server has gone down several times, and the mysql server completely crapped out for two days – they ended up replacing it. However, they were pretty shaky at my previous provider too. Dreamhost has much more streamlined support and reporting systems, so getting issues resolved and finding out what is going on is a lot easier.

My main reason for switching was that the old host stopped allowing me to alias emails to comcast addresses. About 1/4 of the users I support are on comcast, this was a big issue. Of course, after being set up for a while with dreamhost I realized they do the same thing, but with AOL instead of comcast. However, they do have mailman distribution listsoftware and other filter methods for getting around this, without furthering the spread of spam (which is the cause of these blocks).

Secondly, after doing some research, I realized that I was paying a lot more, and I wasn’t getting a lot more. I was paying around $40/mo. on the old host, with 7 web sites (mixed windows and linux), 3 gigs of storage and 50 gigs of bandwidth. Now, $10 per month for 200 gigs of storage and 2 TB of bandwidth – all linux (I’ve been waiting for an excuse to dump ASP/Access and use wordpress and gallery for my personal sites).

I’m not sure if there is a better host out there in my price range. Between $10 and $50 a month you really can’t expect much. You’d have to pay close to $100 at least for a reliable shared environment, and even higher if you want dedicated hosting. I think two of the sites I host are pretty high profile, but still – they don’t make money and my “clients” can’t afford better hosting. The only problem with site down time is that it goes against my reputation. Most people don’t know the difference between the artist and the framer.

I’ve been transistioning from the attitude that building everything from scratch is the way to go. The time it takes to create an application from scratch (although fun) doesn’t seem worth it anymore. Companies, small business and organizations don’t have the time and money to go through a full development lifecycle. They would just as soon go into their local store and buy some shrink wrap software and just use it. That is where I fit in. Because, actually going to the store, unwrapping the shrink wrap, performing the installation, and, gasp, configuring and customizing is not nearly as easy as you would think. So, now I believe the way to go is to become an expert in several software packages, and be ready to install, configure and customize, while leaving the core products untouched. Thinking outside the box about out of the box software.