ABC News: Big Three CEOs Flew Private Jets to Plead for Public Funds

Reverend Lovejoy: . . . try a bowl of this Unitarian ice cream.
Bart: But there’s nothing in it.
Reverend Lovejoy: Exactly!

The New York Inquirer: Blasphemy or Enlightenment?

I thought I heard sirens close by last night… Shawmut is the street that runs parallel to mine.

In a Ford pickup belonging to an acquaintance, Hunt drove into Marlborough, where local police chased him down Harvard Street and onto Shawmut Avenue, a dead-end street, police said.

Man rams police cruiser during chase, officer injured - The MetroWest Daily News

“I didn’t believe her when she said, ‘Mom, there’s a big balloon outside,’ ”
…

“Did you see that kid come out of the house when we landed? That’s what it’s all about.”

A balloon with a view: A winter’s morning soaring over MetroWest - The MetroWest Daily News

A few years ago I took the keychain version of all my shopping cards (supermarket, pet store, pharmacy, etc.) and taped them together to make a single credit card sized card. It worked so well, I made a double-sided photocopy of it so now both my wife and I have a version. Then, along comes this:

Just One Club Card - Combine All Of Your Club Cards

Looks like I’m not the only one looking to get rid of extra stuff in my wallet!