7 Minute Abs
March 8th, 2007
From Something About Mary:
Hitchhiker: You heard of this thing, the 8-Minute Abs?
Ted: Yeah, sure, 8-Minute Abs. Yeah, the excercise video.
Hitchhiker: Yeah, this is going to blow that right out of the water. Listen to this: 7… Minute… Abs.
My buddy Tev wrote this very informative post, which really shows his culinary expertise, about how to make a dessert in 30 seconds.
Well, I’m going to blow that right out of the water, so, I present, 29 second dessert:
Ingredients:
- Big metal spoon
- Bucket of ice cream
- Optional: whipped cream
Instructions:
- Remove ice cream from freezer, take top off bucket and dispose of, you won’t be needing that again!
- Find spoon that is large, but not larger than the maximum width of your mouth. Also, other utensils might work in a pinch, kind of depends on the viscosity of the ice cream - chop sticks might not work out so well if the ice cream is kind of liquidy. Even if its not, by the time you get to the bottom of the bucket you might be out of luck.
- Eat
- If you have elected to have whipped cream, spray a mouthful into your mouth between spoonfuls of ice cream. Always spray down (towards the ground), otherwise that’s called whippits - and that isn’t dessert.
Nutritional info:
Serving size: heh
Calories: bite me
Fat: yes
Fiber: …
Weight Watchers Points: if you are calculating points you shouldn’t be reading this.